Marge Simpson Poses Nude For Playboy

October 11, 2009 No Comments

Marge Bares AllThe blue haired vixen finally sheds her green dress and reveals all to the world.

The photospread in the November issue of Playboy celebrates the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons and while fans are saying she looks as good now as she did when she first burst onto the scene, critics suggest the photos have been retouched.

This is not the first racy photoshoot the Springfield MILF has participated in.

In the story entitled “The Devil in Marge Simpson,” fans will get a glimpse into the inner workings of the animated star. She had no comment about being the first cartoon character asked to reveal her true colours, but was reportedly excited to pose as the centre-fold.

Playtoon

The decision to appear in the magazine has angered some of her conservative fans. Although Marge enjoys a very healthy and active sex life, it has always been confined to her marriage. These pictures may shake her role as a role model for Christian wives.

As one of the most famous mothers in America, Mrs Simpson has often come under fire for her lack of feminist chops. Although she has been a competitive body builder, a police officer and an entrepreneur, her continual return to domesticity has firmly placed women in the home. The word is still out on whether these pics will brand her as a woman in charge of her sexuality, or as another victim of media misogyny.

This will be her first entirely nude spread, but she has posed for Playtoon in the past.

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