Now Your Bitch Can Be A ‘Ho — Slutty Hallowe’en Costumes For Dogs
October 13, 2009 No Comments
Hallowe’en is the one day a year when women in bustiers and hot pants can feel justified in their fashion choices.
But have you noticed when you’re getting all dolled up that your little puppy feels left out? Well spoiledrottendoggies.com has the solution for you — matching sexy costumes for your dogs.
You and your pup can be matching sexy pirates, sexy French maids, sexy Queens of Hearts, sexy Little Bo Beeps, sexy Raggedy Ann dolls and even sexy Bumblebees.
That’s right, you can dress your dog as a sexy bumblebee.
Not to rain on anyone’s Hallowe’en parade, but I don’t think dressing your dog up in a matching outfit will improve your sexiness. If the only way you can look good in your costume is by comparison to a chihuahua, perhaps you should rethink your get-up.
As demeaning as it is for women to dress like prostitutes, it’s got to be a hundred times worse for your pup. They couldn’t even find happy dogs to pose in the photos for the ads.
