Happy Pro-Choice Halloween

October 29, 2009 No Comments

Rather than dressing as the slutty devil or witch this year, why not dress as Roe vs. Wade, abstinence-only education, or STDs?

Planned Parenthood New York City blog has a list of innovative and intelligent options for women that have been suggested to them from some popular feminists on the net.

As we all know, intelligent, confident, feminists can be scary, and these costumes will prove it.

Some examples are:

STDs: “Dress normally. Since STDs often can’t be distinguished with the naked eye, it’ll be up to you to tell people what you are.”

Test tube baby: ”Dress like a baby and attach test tubes to yourself (or drink from them): You’re a Test Tube baby!”

Roe vs. Wade: “Wear galoshes and carry an oar: You’re roe v wade.”

And don’t forget to dress up your dog to match.

Happy Halloween!

See article here about Halloween costumes for dogs: Now Your Bitch Can Be A Ho With Slutty Halloween Costumes For Dogs.

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