Happy Hallowe’en With Ten Truly Terrifying Feminists

We all know that feminists are man-hating monsters, but did you know that many monsters are also feminists?

Have a happy Hallowe’en!

1. Witch Scary because she doesn’t need a man at all. She has a cauldron to feed her and magic to do all the heavy lifting. As for the broomstick…

2. Catwoman Because to some men, we are all just pussies.

3. Banshee Makes up for years of being told to keep her opinions to herself, smile and look pretty.

4. She-werewolf No amount of preparation can protect you when she transforms once a month.

5. Piratess This chick doesn’t take shit from anyone with her thigh high black boots, sword fighting skills and ability to drink hardened criminals under the table.

6. Zombie Xxxpert at staring at the ceiling and playing dead.

7. Bride of Frankenstein Has always been able to compartmentalize her life and knows which part of her husband she likes best.

8. Sphinx Has been silent for millenia but knows all the answers.

9. Vampira She doesn’t wait for a man to choose her, she chooses him. She knows that women must bite first, or not at all.

10. Feminist The scariest of all.