Nudity Is Natural And Porn Is Power

Joanna Krupa is getting paid lots of money to pose on the cover of Playboy in December.

It is practically a feminist act, she told Tarts. Women get paid more than men for posing nude and they get to set the rules.

But feminists can’t see this because they “suffer from lack of knowledge and tunnel vision.”

Krupa asks, “What is feminist about discriminating a [sic] photo shoot just because it involves female (partial) nudity that happens to give men pleasure?”

Unfortunately for her, Kate Harding has the answers.

See, the underlying principle of feminism is equality. As things stand here in the country that produces Playboy, women and men are not equal. Men, for instance, are favored for all sorts of powerful, high-paying jobs, and often respected more as they get older and better at those jobs. Women, on the other hand, can sometimes make a bunch of money by taking off all their clothes when they’re young and most attractive to a large number of heterosexual men, but then they are less respected in that profession as they get older, no matter how much valuable information they’ve learned about posing naked by that point. Do you see the difference? [Emphasis added].

She also makes the point that not all women are given this opportunity. If you aren’t young, white, blonde, thin, and big-busted enough to be considered attractive, you miss out on this tiny window of opportunity. “The vast majority of women are never considered sufficiently wankworthy to earn money for taking their clothes off, and those who are can only hold that distinction until they begin to age visibly, at which point they join the unsexy masses.”

So men get more powerful as they get older and some women can be powerful for about five years if they are hot enough. But it’s not totally unfair — high school boys are total dweebs!

William Leith, at the Daily Mail, thinks that this sexual dynamic is unfair for men who are shunned in high school when the girls become sex goddesses and the boys still want to play with frogs.

‘There’s a dark component to being a teenage girl,’ [Megan Fox] said, ‘because overnight you have this power… It’s like you’ve mutated and suddenly you have a totally different skill set.’

My God, she’s right. But something happens to teenage boys, too. Just as suddenly, they lose their power.

Luckily men only have to deal with this for a couple of years in high school because as they age, they become “the older men” who can take advantage of the pretty high school girls [This is a bit creepy, Will]. “Soon, you will be one of the older guys. The girls will no longer be out of your league.”

In fact, if boys are willing to wait until they graduate, there are all kinds of untold advantages to being male:

In fact, as you get older, there won’t be a woman shortage – there will be a man shortage.

Yes, you’ll be sitting pretty. As a man, you’ll get paid more, you’ll be able to have children at any age, and you won’t even have to get pregnant. Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? If only we’d known.

So yeah, those feminists have no freaking clue.