Dragon Age Is Totally Gay

November 24, 2009 2 Comments

That is, if you play the game right.

A conversation can lead to steamy sex with warrior elf Zevran.

Main stream video games have often ignored the gay and bi friendly among their players, preferring scenes of raping prostitutes to gay sex.

The new video game, Dragon Age: Origins, has a homoerotic scene that can be found by choosing the correct (and terrible) pick up lines. My favourite exchange being the following:

“Can you join me in my tent?”

“Is there something in your tent that needs assassinating? That is my specialty, or so I am told,” Zevran replies.

This sequences leads to a touching sex scene between the characters.

In the morning you can ask “What about love?” but prepare for disappointment. Raised by an assassin and a prostitute he has no time for love, only pleasure.

Comments on YouTube range from the predictably homophobic to the staunchly pro-gay. However I think everyone can agree with fleetwoodsucks, who commented: Fucking gay.

Fucking gay, indeed my friend. Fucking gay.

[Warning the video below is NSFW]

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2 Comments to “Dragon Age Is Totally Gay”
  1. am1am2 says:

    Awesome! I love it! Way better than rape any day. (Mack)

  2. David says:

    Mmm..Nice, but I prefer porn with real people..haha

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