Don’t Turn Her Down Or She May Rip Your Balls Off! (OUCH!)

November 26, 2009 No Comments

An angry woman ripped off the testicle of her ex-boyfriend in a rage after he refused to have sex with her.

They had been in a long-term relationship but recently broke up. I can see why: this woman is clearly insane!

Apparently she was fighting with him and he threw her out of his house. She then broke a window and confronted him while he came outside to investigate. It was then that  “Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

A friend staying in the house picked up the testicle which was lying on the floor.

“Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.”

She is pleading guilty to all charges. I don’t know what you think, but this woman is clearly nuts!

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