Archive for December, 2009

Dressing The Mother Of The Bride

Dressing The Mother Of The Bride

December 31, 2009 No Comments

When my daughter told me she was getting married, I was really happy.  I love the guy she is getting hitched to; I can’t imagine a better fit. He is a wonderful young man who actually understands that under that sophisticated and erudite shell is a sweet and sensitive soul. My delight lasted a few ...

Happy New Year From Madame X

Happy New Year From Madame X

December 30, 2009 No Comments

I want to wish all of Morning Quickie’s readers a wonderful New Year. I hope you have had a wonderful holiday season filled with joy, love, friendship, fun, mulled wine, sleigh rides, ice skating, good food, many sensual pleasures, and lots of romance and wonderful sex. Enjoy your New Year’s parties and remember to be safe ...

Not Your Average Wedding

Not Your Average Wedding

December 29, 2009 1 Comment

Newly engaged and already in a sweat about the BIG DAY? Is your inner bride humming Girls Just Wanna Have Fun instead of the Wedding March? Forget Weddings for Dummies and Bridal Basics 101. Consider having an out-of-town wedding, and leave traditional expectations at the airport. Look no further than the travel section of the ...

Gasp — Mick’s Getting Married

Gasp — Mick’s Getting Married

December 27, 2009 No Comments

I am getting married on new years day. While this is exciting for me, it is a little sad for Morning Quickie, which I will be abandoning for a few weeks. I will also be stealing Mack away as my minister. How is the site to survive? We have invited several guest contributors to help ...

Have A Very Merry Christmas!

Have A Very Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2009 No Comments

Hopefully tonight the snow will muffle the footfalls of Santa landing on your roof… and tomorrow you’ll wake to find your stockings filled with presents. But if not, don’t fret. Remember, well behaved women never make history.

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Making Out Under The Mistletoe – Cheating?

Making Out Under The Mistletoe – Cheating?

December 23, 2009 3 Comments

Dear Madame X, At the office Christmas party my friend always ends up making out with one of the other staff members. They invariably go off into the photo copy room together and she comes out with a smile on her face. I made a comment to her last week. That it’s too bad she ...

Pregnancy Equals Jail Time For American Soldiers In Iraq

Pregnancy Equals Jail Time For American Soldiers In Iraq

December 22, 2009 No Comments

  For US soldiers serving in Iraq, becoming pregnant or impregnating someone can lead to jail time. This policy has been put into effect because the pregnant woman will obviously have a negative impact on the mission and need to be removed and replaced. Now I definitely think she should be removed and replaced; a ...

Brittany Murphy, Shining Star, Died

Brittany Murphy, Shining Star, Died

December 22, 2009 No Comments

Brittany Murphy died on Sunday from a possible heart condition. She was only 32. She was most famous for roles in Clueless and Mile 8. She had been ill lately and had trouble concentrating, even losing consciousness while in the middle of takes while filming her latest movie. She was taking a lot of prescriptions ...

Forget Passive Aggressive Control Freak Vampires, Twihards Want A Real Man (Werewolf, Whatever)

Forget Passive Aggressive Control Freak Vampires, Twihards Want A Real Man (Werewolf, Whatever)

December 21, 2009 1 Comment

In the Twilight series Bella Swan shuns the attention of a smitten werewolf and falls madly in love with Edward, a local vampire. His behaviour has been labelled abusive by critics, who worried that teenage girls were getting the wrong message. However, fans are falling hard for the werewolf, played by pumped up Taylor Lautner. ...

BBC Wants Menopausal Women

BBC Wants Menopausal Women

December 21, 2009 No Comments

BBC has started recruiting for women over 50 after accusations of ageism against the company. Looks like this could be a great opportunity for both ageist and “boys’ club” stereotypes to be dispelled.

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Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Night Buses: The Final Frontier

Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...

Quickie Sex Tip

Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...

Why We’re All Still In Love With Jordan Catalano

Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...

Angry Sex Is Not Hot

Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...

Love, Family, Food, And Gender Transition

My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...

Quote Of The Week

A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...

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