Joanna Krupa Offends Church And Slanders Animals, Without Clothes

December 3, 2009 No Comments

Dressed as an angel, and holding either a crucifix or a rosary, the Playboy model asks us to “Be an angel for animals. Always adopt. Never buy.”

Catholic critics have called the posters irreligious. Apparently they are offended by the nude Krupa with a giant cross pressed against her crotch.

She replied: “It’s understandable that the Catholic League is wary of another sex scandal, but the sex we’re talking about pertains to dogs and cats.”

This came in the form of a written statement.

She goes on to make a little more sense, saying, “As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads, which I am very proud of. I’m doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of god’s creation.”

Does she think the posters imply she is engaging in a little light bestiality?

What exactly does she think PETA does?

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