Sexual Relations With Horse!

A 71-year-old man who had sexual relations with a horse has been given a 2-year community order.

Apparently he was found with the horse’s head in his groin by the owner of the horse.

The witness was “shaken and disgusted”.

He picked up a stick and struck the defendant. That startled the horse, causing it to run off, dragging the defendant with it.’ Chamberlin’s solicitor, Alex Bousfield, said: ‘Mr Chamberlin cannot explain what happened. He didn’t know how to account for that behaviour.’

Ouch! It seems like the man was receiving oral sex from the horse, although the article carefully avoids saying this. It’s doubtful the horse had any idea it was involved in something illegal, but it certainly punished the man by dragging him along by his groin.

He was also given a sexual offences prevention order – which means he cannot have unsupervised contact with anyone under 18 and is banned from owning or being around animals unsupervised.

This part about not having unsupervised contact with minors is nuts. When people don’t understand sexuality and lump all so-called immoral acts in with each other it just causes more stigma, confusion, and misunderstanding. For example, those people who claim gay men are all raping young boys.

Yes, he is a weirdo, and yes, he should be prevented from abusing animals. But to lump him in with pedophiles is absurd.