Archive for January, 2010

Unconscious Patients Are Getting Their Vaginas Probed By Med Students

January 30, 2010 No Comments

You’re lying there unconscious. Without your consent a guy slides something inside of you to get a better look. Rape? Nope. Merely a teaching exercise for medical students to learn about pelvic exams.

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Eventually Everything Is A Penis

Eventually Everything Is A Penis

January 30, 2010 No Comments

Birds do it. Bees do it. Even moss covered trees do it. Let’s do it. Lets look like naughty bits. We like looking at naked people. On some level we are all five years old and the idea of someone having a pee-pee is hilarious. This is even more true when the owner of the ...

The Problem With The Bitch

January 30, 2010 No Comments

I’m a bitch. I embrace the word. It means I’m strong and savvy. The thing is, this is not how a lot of people use it. A judge has ruled that “bitch” is offensive, especially when used to refer to a man. She’s right, right?

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You'll Never Be A Mom, Study Warns

January 30, 2010 No Comments

You’re a bad mother. No kids? That’s why. A new study has come out informing working women that having a baby over the age of 30 is practically a miraculous event, and that having kids over 40 is actually evidence of the Rapture.

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They Can’t Eat Spaghetti Through A Veil

January 30, 2010 No Comments

Italy is looking into banning burqas and niqabs. This follows France’s obsession with the cloth, and announcement that people wearing it will be banned from all government activities, including transportation. Of course, forcing women to do things against their will is what feminism is all about. I mean, women can’t be trusted to make their ...

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Obama Girls Need A Diet, Mom Warns

January 30, 2010 No Comments

Michelle Obama told the world that her two daughters, Malia, 11 and Sasha, 8, needed a diet because they were becoming overweight. In her defense, she cannibalized her relationship with them at the launch of the White House vegetable garden.

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The Weekly Whims Of HatManJim: Is the Lingerie Football League Offensive?

January 30, 2010 No Comments

A weather-beaten eye cast over the media: HatManJim looks at a story in the headlines and as a feminist with a penis (Menimist? Femi-meni-mist? I just believe in women’s rights, I’m not having gender-reassignment. OK?), attempts to map the sexism inherent in the press, without inadvertently saying anything lecherous about breasts.

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Tiller Killer Gets Life In Prison

January 29, 2010 No Comments

Scott Roeder, the murderer of Dr. Tiller, one of only a handful of those who perform late-term abortions in the USA, was sentenced to life in prison today. I am glad this has happened but it scares me that Roeder’s supporters say that “the outcome would only encourage more violence.”

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British Fathers To Get Six Months Paternity Leave From 2011

British Fathers To Get Six Months Paternity Leave From 2011

January 29, 2010 1 Comment

The British Government is going to allow fathers and mothers to share parental leave with up to three of the legal nine months being available to fathers and an additional three months unpaid. It’s about time fathers got some official recognition for their importance in the early life of their children.

French Say G-Spot Does Exist

French Say G-Spot Does Exist

January 29, 2010 No Comments

Last week a study came out from Britain that concluded the g-spot does not exist. The French have responded to the British announcement that the g-spot does not exist by declaring the study as flawed and saying that around 60% of women do have a g-spot.

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