"I Feel Plastic" Heidi Montag Says After Ten Surgeries In One Day

January 21, 2010 No Comments

She looks it too.

The formerly pretty reality star subjected herself to ten simultaneous surgeries to improve her looks, only to end up as Barbie’s poor relation.

In a shocking interview she said it was hard for her to speak and move her face, and that she felt plastic.

The 23 year old had undergone surgery before, including a nose job and breast implants two years ago.

This time the list is far more impressive. The Daily Mail reports that she had:

  • Mini brow lift
  • Botox in forehead and frown area
  • Nose job revision
  • Fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips
  • Chin reduction
  • Neck liposuction
  • Ears pinned back
  • Breast augmentation revision
  • Liposuction on waist, hips, outer and inner thighs
  • Buttock augmentation

During the photo shoot she felt fragile and had to listen to music from her new album “Superficial,” she said in an interview with Billy Bush. The lyrics are:

They say I’m superficial

They call me a bitch

They’ve just never met someone

So successful and rich

He asked her to move her face and she twitched her mouth into a small smile, blinked, but was unable to do anything else.

“I feel pretty plastic,” she said. “It’s still hard for me to chew sometimes and I have to speak very quietly because my jaw and everything–I’m still readjusting to talking.”

However, Heidi doesn’t want young girls to get the wrong idea from her marathon surgeries. She said, “Beauty and confidence is really within.”

If only she’d take her own advice.

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