Eventually Everything Is A Penis

January 30, 2010 No Comments

Birds do it. Bees do it.

Even moss covered trees do it.

Let’s do it. Lets look like naughty bits.

We like looking at naked people. On some level we are all five years old and the idea of someone having a pee-pee is hilarious. This is even more true when the owner of the part in question is a tree.

Tee hee!

Anyway, Things That Are Doing It is a site filled with hoo-has and ding-dongs and all kinds of hilarious body parts… but on things where they shouldn’t be! <giggle, giggle>

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