Forget talent or brains, it is looks that get people ahead in this world — at least in my newrsoom. I sit across from a pretty girl in the office who also happens to be a crack reporter and an ace writer. However, her assignments are solely based on what she wears to work that ...
I know your future, at least as far as next week. As a cat I can see things that others can’t (and chase things that are not there). Take a deep breath and be prepared to meet your fate. It may be scary, it might be terrifying, but at least you’ll know what’s coming.
Total body sex is the idea that all parts of the body can give and receive pleasure; that erogenous zones are not limited to the genitals and face. This is the goal of all sexual pleasure. Amazon.com WidgetsWritten in the Flesh, A History of Desire, takes a look at what kind of sex people have always ...
Lady Gaga poses on the cover of the Q with her dick out. “I want to comment on [my dick] in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard,” she said. Of course the mag went with “Lady Gaga has Risen.” “We all ...
New research has shown that looking at a curvy woman actives the same pleasure centres in a man’s brain as drugs. Of course, the hourglass figure was the most simulating of all. “The caucasian, westernised female has somehow been duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls. Curviness is the trump card. ...
A new stop smoking ad suggests an analogy between fellatio and smoking. The intentionally shocking images have caused a furor in France. The ads show older men pushing their hands on the heads of the young man and woman kneeling before them. The cigarettes are in the same position the penis would be. The tag-line ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend has been playing this computer game where he has a relationship with one of the characters. It is not a side line to the game but the whole point of the game. He buys her flowers, takes her to movies and showers her with affection in the game. He is spending ...
Men have sunk into a sweat-pant swaddled life, according to Details. This kind of whiny, pathetic existence will no longer cut it, and the world needs real men to handle the drama of the 2010s. Why can’t these lad mags just let the boys be?
Mick, Morning Quickie
It’s hard to keep a pokerface looking at these neon wonders. But Lady Gaga’s line of condoms has all proceeds going to Planned Parenthood. Hopefully they have as much substance as style. “It’s not complicated, just a fashion statement,” Salon reports the pop icon saying. “Everybody wrap it up with Jeremy Scott for Proper Attire ...
The UK has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Western Europe and the government is constantly putting money into sex education programs, birth control, and the like to help reduce this. But I have a more radical (realistic?) idea on how to curb teenage pregnancy: the culture of alcohol and drinking in the UK is the ...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...
Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...
Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...
