Valentine’s Vagina Disaster!
February 14, 2010 3 Comments
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Robert Pattinson is allergic to vaginas.
While shooting for Details, he was surrounded by naked women, which was a trial for the actor.
He also said: “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover,” said the Twilight star.
So, Team Jacob it is 
Oh god. What? I don’t even understand what that means!? Allergic to vaginas? To models even have hair on their vaginas? Are vaginas dusty? Someone please clue me in.
Wait, I just thought about this – the guy is British, right? I think he’s joking. He must be joking. It’s British humor! Oh Edward Cullen, you scared me for a second.
Okay. I just read the whole interview, and I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s supremely funny. It almost makes up for playing the worst character ever written.
Hah, I like how I just had a semi-cathartic exploration of my feelings for Rob Pattinson in your blog’s comment section.