What Size Is His Penis? Who Cares!

February 18, 2010 3 Comments

When a sex researcher says that regular size condoms should be labelled as large to boost male egos, I have to wonder what is going on in the world.

Clearly this researcher also suffers from penis envy. My message to all men: get over it!

If you have a micropenis, yes, women will care. If your penis is so big that it hurts, yes, women will care. But to the millions of you who are in the average range,  frankly my dear, we don’t give a damn.

It’s what you do with it that matters, not how big it is. There are different sexual positions that can be used to accommodate longer or shorter penises and so long as you both know how to move in a way that gives you pleasure then who cares about the size?!

Let’s not forget about the fact that sex is a whole body experience and doesn’t just involve the genitals; what a man can do with his mouth and hands is just as important.

And some people would have you believe that good chemistry and a connection between the couple is also equally relevant.

The women of the world are sick and tired of hearing men complain about the size of their penises.

So men, forget about what size your penis is, stick a condom on it, and go have fun!

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3 Comments to “What Size Is His Penis? Who Cares!”
  1. Betty says:

    I agree!!!…size doesn’t matter guys…only self esteem…the bigger, the better :P

  2. size doesn’t matter?
    are you kidding?

  3. babydick says:

    Many women prefer not to admit what they really think, being afraid of hurting guys with small penises. But there are some womens’ posts from different sites, showing more open opinions and feelings. Reading between the lines, you can feel their frustration and disappointment from their relations and experiences of too small penises. Penis size MATTERS.

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