Curvy Women Make Men High

February 25, 2010 No Comments

New research has shown that looking at a curvy woman actives the same pleasure centres in a man’s brain as drugs.

Of course, the hourglass figure was the most simulating of all.

“The caucasian, westernised female has somehow been duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls. Curviness is the trump card. It’s worth it’s reproductive weight in gold,” Dr Steven Platek of Georgia Gwinnett College told the Daily Mail.

The brains of 14 young men were scanned in Georgia as they looked at photos of nude women before and after they had surgery to enhance their “assets”. The post-operative shots stimulated their pleasure centres.

“This research explains things like sexual harassment and whistling at the hot girl in the street,” the doctor said (rather inexplicably because I have never seen anyone whistle at a joint).

“These findings could help further our understanding of pornography addiction and related disorders and lend to the scientific inquiry about infidelity.”

Morning Quickie is now investigating whether the research was funded by Tiger Woods.

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