Archive for March, 2010

Painful Sex

Painful Sex

March 31, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My girlfriend has a very narrow vagina and I often hurt her during sex. For some reason she will not tell me when she is hurting and silently endures it. I am very unhappy with this, but do not know what to do either about her silence or about hurting her in ...

Rape Is Fine, As Long As You’re Asleep

Rape Is Fine, As Long As You’re Asleep

March 31, 2010 No Comments

A Belgian man has walked free after raping his daughter in his sleep. Because there was no evidence he was awake, there was a reasonable doubt he was asleep and not in control of his actions. What a shame the courts ignored common sense and instead relied on the testimony of paid experts to understand ...

Gonorrhoea Superbug Is On The Way

Gonorrhoea Superbug Is On The Way

March 30, 2010 No Comments

It looks like there is another reason to wear condoms! There’s a possibility that gonorrhoea is becoming resistant to medication, will be harder to treat, and may lead to a superbug.

Ricky Martin: Out And Proud

March 30, 2010 No Comments

There has been speculation that Ricky Martin is gay since he first graced the stage shaking his “bon-bon”. It really doesn’t matter, the point is whether or not people like his music. But now as a father of newborn twins he has come out on his website in a heartfelt letter.

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Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

Natural Breasts Are Back, But Only If You Are Christina Hendricks

March 30, 2010 2 Comments

Okay ladies, are you prepared for the latest? Apparently fake breasts are out and real breasts are back in. So cancel those appointments and… um… pray for an overnight miracle. Because big, voluptuous breasts are in. And if you don’t have them, I guess that means you’re out.

Hello Kitty! Hello Pinot Noir!

Hello Kitty! Hello Pinot Noir!

March 29, 2010 No Comments

Some sad lonely ladies have a lot of cats. Some sad lonely ladies collect cartoon merchandise. Some sad lonely ladies come home from work, crack open a bottle of vino and get blotto. The new Hello Kitty range of wine hopes to capitalise on all three! Sporting the tag-line: “Our favorite girl has grown up” ...

Kids, It’s Purple Weeping Penis Time!

Kids, It’s Purple Weeping Penis Time!

March 29, 2010 No Comments

Groups of 14-16-year-olds are being taken on school trips to STI clinics in hospitals around the UK. The purpose is to “demystify” sex and the clinics so that young people know what problems they will encounter if they have sex without condoms.

Coming Soon: Programmable Moms

Coming Soon: Programmable Moms

March 28, 2010 No Comments

It is possible to hit a switch to change women from bad mothers to good ones. Scientists have discovered a way to identify bad mothers through their brain patterns. This research could be used to prevent bad mothers from having children in the first place, but we could also fix-up our out-dated mom models in ...

Porn, We’ll Hardly Miss You

Porn, We’ll Hardly Miss You

March 27, 2010 No Comments

The most amusing blog post of the week has to come from EgoTV, which sat in a windowless, darkened room for hours before emerging with 7 Things That Would Happen if ISPs Banned Porn.  It was funny, it was delightfully naughty, and it exposed the blog editor’s porn collection on film for the first time. ...

Fortune Cat: Your Life This Week

Fortune Cat: Your Life This Week

March 27, 2010 No Comments

I know your future, at least as far as next week. Ok, so I may not have any training but I am a cat and everyone knows we can see things that others can’t (and chase things that are not there). Take a deep breath and be prepared to meet your fate. It may be ...

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How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

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