Hello Kitty! Hello Pinot Noir!

March 29, 2010 No Comments

Some sad lonely ladies have a lot of cats.

Some sad lonely ladies collect cartoon merchandise.

Some sad lonely ladies come home from work, crack open a bottle of vino and get blotto.

The new Hello Kitty range of wine hopes to capitalise on all three!

Sporting the tag-line: “Our favorite girl has grown up” the new wines will be priced from $19.99 to $29.99.

Hello Kitty Sparkling Brut Rosé – A deep reddish pink sparkling rose made from 100% Pinot Noir that has a frothy mousse as well as a pretty nose of rose petal and red currant scents.

Hello Kitty Sparkling “Sweet Pink” (Half Size) – This semi-sweet sparkler sports a pale pink hue and has very delicate bubbles.

2008 Hello Kitty Angel White – This is a fresh, very “blanc” white wine made entirely from Pinot Noir free run juice. 

2006 Hello Kitty Devil Red – Garnet red with brickish highlights, this is a classically rendered Pinot Noir that presents a seductive bouquet of wild flowers and forest aromas.

The upshot of these wines is that it will help keep kids away from drinking longer. Nothing says uncool quite as clearly as Hello Kitty.

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