By 2020, All Babies Will Be Test Tube Babies (And Sex Will Be Just For Fun)
May 17, 2010 No Comments
Because natural pregnancy is inefficient, within 10 years all couples will be using IVF to have kids, scientists say.
Yet more evidence that their keen understanding of human nature likely led to wedgies and swirlies at school.
Sex will be relegated to a leisure activity, much like horseback riding or smoking pot. Of course, by then we’ll be using jet-packs, so aeronautic sex will be the most popular position.
With children being born in “hatcheries,” the Christian belief that sex is for procreation will be tested, the Daily Mail said. (Yes, they said hatcheries).
Healthy adults have one in four chance of conceiving every months and those over 35 have about a one in ten chance. However with an imaginary 100% success rate for IVF in the future, people will be skipping the whoopee and heading straight for the lab.
So who is this expert?
The startling vision of the future comes from John Yovich, a veterinary doctor from Murdoch University in Perth, Australia.
He believes IVF can ease the pressure on couples who have delayed having children to pursue a career, because going for the test-tube option will be more effective than trying for a baby naturally.
That’s right, a vet.
His evidence of this is that IVF in cattle is almost 100 % effective. Someone should tell him it is bad luck to compare hormonal women to cows.
