French Fat Chicks Don’t Get Any
June 17, 2010 No Comments
Fat people have one more thing to worry about.
“Being obese poses sexual problems” the headline reads, not mentioning they mean females only.
What medical issues should women worry about — tissue damage? strokes? heart attacks?
Nope, the problem is simply that they are not attractive enough to be worthy of sex.
In France over 12,000 people were questioned about their sexual experiences and then researchers combined their responses with their Body Mass Indexes.
They found that fat people had trouble in the bedroom, especially women. They were 30% less likely to have a regular sexual partner. Obese men were more likely to have erectile dysfunction, but had no trouble finding sexual partners.
“Maybe women are more tolerant of tubby husbands than men are of tubby wives,” said Kaye Wellings, a professor of sexual and reproductive health at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
That’s right — fat spouses are not loved or cherished, they are tolerated.
The article went on to say:
Experts said the problems faced by obese people were probably due to a combination of physical problems linked to obesity as well as other issues, like low self-esteem and social prejudices.
But the study showed that fat women who were married had just as much sex as the slimmer women, which leads me to believe the problem isn’t a physical complication.
However, their expert said:
“It seems like a no-brainer,” he said. “If you lose weight, you will feel more attractive and that could improve your sex life.”
Because the problem here doesn’t lie with the prejudices and bias we have in society, it lies with the women who should just get more attractive already. Come on ladies — Slim down! — Tone Up!
While these women might not be conventionally attractive enough to get a partner, I doubt that is the case. There is a person out there for every body type.
I think these women don’t want to have sex. Either they are worried about being rejected by men in the first place or they are not comfortable disrobing in front of a new guy. Society has beaten them down so much that they believe they are not worthy of sex unless they lose 30 lbs.
Unlike slimmer women, fat ladies can expect to be sexual wallflowers, so they don’t plan for it. The researchers found that obese women were less likely to ask for birth control and four times more likely to have an accidental pregnancy.
In 2005, before her weight-loss roller-coaster, Kirstie Alley said:
I thought I was too fat to have sex. I’m not kidding There’s no way I would ever have had sex when I was really fat I would have just die. I turned men down, saying, “Look I’m too fat. Don’t bother me now. When I’m skinny again maybe we’ll talk about it.”
This is not a matter of the body but a matter of the mind. Everyone deserves love and physical affection — and no one is too fat to fuck.
Also read: Fat Chicks Are The Final Frontier
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