Two Little Old Ladies Catch Transvestite Screwing Their Dog In The Moat Of An English Castle

England has quite a reputation.

The tourist board likes to promote the castles.

But the Brits themselves are also interesting.

In addition to a love of animals, they also have a reputation for cultivating eccentricity.

Put it all together and you get an amazing headline.

Two women were walking their dogs around the castle when they spied a man in a black dress walking along the empty moat.

When he noticed them looking at him he ran off and one of the dogs chased him around the corner. By the time the ladies caught up with him, they were having sex. (I presume it was doggy style but the report does not say).

The police escorted him away and he received a caution.

“This was a very rare incident,” a spokesman for English Heritage said.

Cue laughter.

Cross-dressers are often the butt of jokes, but it is important to remember that most are normal men (who like to wear women’s clothing).

They are generally straight with all the normal men trappings — like wives, families, jobs and unmolested pets. The only difference between them and Joe Average is that sometimes they like to wear make up.

The problem is that a lot of weirdos (who are much more exciting and likely to make the paper) also like to dress up like ladies, which is why it is so important to differentiate between normal transvestites and weirdo transvestites. Eddie will explain:

If you are still unsure which category you (or a loved one) fall under, please use this handy guide below.

Which Transvestite Are You?

• Do you like to wear women’s clothes? Transvestite.
• Do you like to wear an adorable little black dress, perhaps from Prada? Executive transvestite.
• Do you like to wear black dresses and sulk around castles? Possibly goth transvestite.
• Do you like to wear women’s clothes, sulks around castles and have sex with dogs? Fucking weirdo transvestite.

Also read: Sex With Animals: A Legitimate Sexual Orientation Or Just Weird