A Pair Of Perky Thieves Exposes Man As A Boob

August 16, 2010 1 Comment

Misdirection is the hand moving faster than the eye.

It was easy in this case, as the eyes were distracted by a pair of naked breasts.

So distracted that this man didn’t noticed the 300 euros that were being withdrawn from his bank account.

Police are searching for a pair of attractive female thieves after they exposed their breasts to a man at an ATM. One caught his eyes while the other withdrew the money from his account.

The French police spokesperson said: “We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view.”

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One Comments to “A Pair Of Perky Thieves Exposes Man As A Boob”
  1. Dean David says:

    Woah! How would anyone fall for that one?

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