Money Shot In The Eye

Dear Madame X,

My lover wanted to do a money shot in my face. We’re pretty adventurous and I don’t mind much, only I’ve heard that sometimes you can do serious damage to your eye — something about the speed of the semen when it hits your face. Is it possible to get an injury this way. How common is it?

Eye Have Concerns

Dear Eye Have Concerns,

Ah, the money shot in the face. It looks great in porn but often doesn’t live up to its expectations in real life.

If you get cum in your eye then there are a few concerns.

First of all, the speed of the cum is not a problem and this in itself will not do any damage.

However, if it gets in your eye then you are likely to have pain and a stinging sensation. Perhaps your eye will turn red and puffy for a while.

If your partner has any sexually transmitted infections, even including HIV, there is a possibility of transmission. Getting HIV or having chlamydia infection in the eye is not very nice, let me tell you.

However, if you are able to close your eyes before he cums and avoid your eye then there’s no risk. Ask him to tell you when he’s about to cum and you can be ready for this new adventure without any problems.

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