World Testicle Cooking Championship

Yes, you read that right. The World Testicle Cooking Championship was recently held in the Serbian mountains.

They call them “white kidneys” (to be polite) and they are believed to increase a man’s libido because of the testosterone they contain.

I once tried “lamb jewels” when I was in Dubai, and I have to say they are absolutely gross and do nothing for libido. In fact, the gross factor probably does quite the opposite.

But for those of you who are braver than me, you can buy a testicle cookbook published by the same man who runs this festival.

They cooked bull, boar, camel, ostrich, and kangaroo testicles and made things such as testicle pizza and testicles in bechamel sauce flavored.

Maybe it’s a male thing, but I certainly wouldn’t have the balls to eat them again.