I Don’t Like My Wife’s Small Breasts

Dear Madame X,

My wife has tiny breasts. I loved her figure when we first met but after 5 years together it doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I keep fantasizing about large breasted women and thinking about that is the only thing that turns me on. For the last six months I’ve imagined I was with woman with a bigger chest when we have slept together. Is this a fixation that will pass? I tried suggesting breast implants once and hardly got the words out before she ran crying into the bedroom.

Bigger is Better

Dear Bigger is Better,

I’m wondering if your wife might think your penis is too small. Or if you’re not quite as tall as she’d like. Or perhaps you’re too hairy.

The point is that everyone has things about them that we don’t like but we certainly don’t go telling them that they don’t turn us on or suggest surgery to fix it!

How on earth could you think it appropriate to suggest breast implants for your wife?!

If you love her then you love her small boobs, too.

Do you remember how turned on she made you feel when you first got together? Well she looked the same as she does now. It’s absolutely nothing to do with her boobs and everything to do with chemistry.

The sexual excitement in relationships often dies down over time and it’s up to the two of you to keep the spark alive. Instead of fantasizing about women with bigger boobs you need to turn your fantasies toward your wife herself. Try to remember what attracted you to her in the first place and try to do things together that renew your interest in each  other – yes, each other, not just you. Chances are you don’t turn her on as much as you used to either.

Talk to her about your sex life and see what she thinks of it. Come up with solutions together to help you feel more attraction to each other. And if you need help please go see a sex therapist because fantasizing about other women when you are with your wife is no way to have a good relationship.

And please, don’t ever mention her getting a boob job again, it’s completely disrespectful and rude! In fact, you might want to apologize to her if you want any hope of getting your sex life back on track.

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Madame X is a master of sex. She is adamantly pro-sex which she translates to pro-fun and pro-safety. An avid practitioner of the activity, she has also been trained in the technical dos and don’ts. No mere agony aunt, she knows of what she speaks. Send her your questions, comments, and concerns about sex and relationships here.