Preachy Princesses Give Us Words To Live By

September 1, 2010 1 Comment

No one has ever accused Disney of feminism but these adorable videos illustrate exactly what these princesses are teaching our daughters about womanhood.

“I don’t like the term bestiality. It sounds bleh. I like the term interspeciality because it sounds like specialty.”

“When you talk to men, they love baby-talk. My that’s a big dinglehopper, could you put it in my whatsit?”

Ah, yes. Words to live by.

Thanks Disney, for making these stories even more sexist than their 18th and 19th century equivalents!

After all, what’s more grim than self-respect?

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One Comments to “Preachy Princesses Give Us Words To Live By”
  1. blakerivers says:

    So many girls LOVE Disney princesses. Funny, boys don’t really seem to care as much for Disney princes.

    Gee, I wonder where so many of the challenges that women face come from? Surely not from idolizing Disney’s sexism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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