Bigger Men Last Longer In Bed

September 9, 2010 2 Comments

The shocking results of the study are in — the fatter the man, the longer his erection lasts.

Heavier men averaged 7.3 minutes before the party was over. Compare that to the 1.8 minutes the slimmer men were able to sustain.

The information was compiled from researchers at Erciyes University, Turkey, who compared the BMI and sexual performance of 100 men who were being treated for a sexual dysfunction and 100 men who were not. The reason seemed to be that larger men have more of the estradiol hormone, which slows their progression towards orgasm.

“We found that premature ejaculators were leaner… Men who go to the gym a lot look good, but they are terrible in bed,” said the researchers.

Of course the study only confirms what people already know, at least according to the lovers of Orson Welles, Marlon Brando, Elvis, and Jim Morrison– bigger is better.

I’m sure Kevin Smith would agree.

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2 Comments to “Bigger Men Last Longer In Bed”
  1. blakerivers says:

    You have a typo in your article. It should read: “Compare that to the 108 seconds the slimmer men were able to sustain.”

    1.8 seconds would be some seriously premature ejaculation.

  2. Mick says:

    Please note the original article erroneously stated “1.8 seconds” and it has been corrected to minutes.

    Thanks to blakerivers for pointing that out!

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