Men Think Locking Lady Lips Is Cheating

November 29, 2010 No Comments

Two girls walk into a bar and no one notices. How do they get attention?

Kiss, of course. But new research is casting doubt on this common freshman trick.

One third of men would dump their girlfriends for locking lips with another girl and 2/5 would be would be “angry.” This should be no surprise as 3/5 would consider it cheating, slightly less than the 4/5 who would say the same for a smooch with a man.

Whether you do it with a woman or a man, fooling around is still fooling around.

However, this information will come as a shock to girls who like to rile up male attention by getting down and dirty with a friend. My advice to them would be to kiss the lips they lust for and leave the performance art to the professionals.

Contact the author here: mick@morningquickie.com

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