Gay TSA Staff Enjoy Sexually Assaulting You

December 2, 2010 No Comments

Regardless of your sexual orientation, the TSA’s “pat down, feel up” security checks are invasive and uncomfortable. And giving the pat down must feel just as awkward.

Oh wait – I forgot that gay men are always up for sex and like to grope other men, regardless of whether they want it or not. Yes, all gay men like to commit sexual assault. Right.

But a Virginia politician, Eugene Delgaudio, who is known to be very right wing and conservative has said,  

  • It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.

Delgaudio is president of a group called Public Advocate. They are officially anti-equal rights and pro-hate crime.

It’s not like anyone would take this claim seriously, but even so, it’s appalling that anyone would think this way and have an organization backing him up. America seriously scares me sometimes.

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