In Praise Of Cunnilingus And Condoms

December 2, 2010 No Comments

What’s sexier than a guy who likes to go pearl diving? Well, not much.

But a pair that with a passionate practitioner of safe sex and you’re pretty close to the ideal female fantasy.

Enter Raheem DeVaughn, whose song “She’s Single” begins:

Take off that Gucci-this and Louis-that
Break out the Magnum Gold 12-pack
Then I lay you down on your back
And get that foreplay going

Oh my!

The video (so not safe for work) depicts the rapper meeting up with a sexy business woman in a hotel where he proceeds to take a long, leisurely trip down south.

Rap gets a lot of flack for slappin’ up bitches and ‘hos in verse. But let’s not forget that it’s possible to lay some smooth R&B tracks while worshiping at the secret feminine altar.

Contact the author here: mick@morningquickie.com

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