Bush Is The New Apparel In America

December 3, 2010 No Comments

Well isn’t this interesting.

The clothing company with the skeeziest pedigree has embraced the bush. Does this mean that the famous perv Dov Charney wants to strike a blow for women’s lib? Does he want to do some fancy footwork to repair his tarnished image?

Nope. He’s just riding the wave, because bush has been back for a while now. Those in theĀ  know decreed that muffs were high fashion almost a year ago.

But unlike a handbag or pair of shoes, pubic hair is one accessory that members of the public don’t get to scrutinize. So go bare or cover up for winter. Either way, do what makes you happy.

Contact the author here: mick@morningquickie.com

Also read: Pubic Hair Is Back And Here To Stay

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