Do you detest your twat? Does your partner not like pussy?
Then the Tajazzle is for you! “Put some bling in your fling!”
In three easy steps we can guarantee your special area is:
1. Raspberry flavoured
2. Sparkley
3. Dry
In other words, as far from a human vulva as humanly possible.
Contact the author here: mick@morningquickie.com
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