Guns And Sex Do Not Mix Well

Cowboys are sexy. Policemen in uniform are sexy. Even guns can be sexy. But next time you’re having a sex fantasy involving one of them make sure their gun’s not loaded.

A man in Oklahoma accidentally killed his wife during sex by shooting her in the head.

Apparently they “often engage in sexual fantasy involving a gun.” He cocked the gun and put it to her head when the gun discharged. He didn’t know the gun was loaded.

I think the moral of the story here is not to use real guns during sex play. The fantasy might be fun, but if the reality is that there’s a risk of death then it’s better left to the imagination.

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