Soft-Core Porn In The Navy

January 3, 2011 No Comments

Videos of women washing each other, sex with a donkey, masturbation, and men in drag.

These might sound like porn but they were apparently created by the Navy as a way to educate staff around “specific issues such as port visits, traffic safety, water conservation, ship cleanliness, etc.”

Even if there were no hardcore shots, and some of it was pretended or implied, I’m sorry, but they must be having a laugh at everyone if they really think people are stupid enough not to get what this was really about.

These videos were produced on board an aircraft carrier in 2006 and 2007 and broadcast once a week around the ship to it’s 6,000 crew as entertainment. There have been many complaints about them but nothing has been done — until now.

The Enterprise, the ship where these films were shot, is being deployed overseas this month. And now that the videos have been released to the public, the judgement of the man in charge of making them, Capt. Owen Honors, is in trouble. There are ”serious questions about Honors’ judgment, especially while the carrier is under way, said another sailor, an officer aboard the Enterprise who was also there when the videos were being shown.” An investigation is now underway.

Sorry boys, but it looks like producing soft-core porn is not included in the Navy budget.

Contact the author here: mack@morningquickie.com

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