What Food Makes Women Happiest?

January 12, 2011 No Comments

Women are always happiest when eating yogurt, salad and chocolate. We decided to conduct a very scientific survey of stock images to determine what food is best for us to eat.

YOGURT

Verdict: Yogurt makes woman wear exercise clothes and engage in very bendy activity, but they appear to be more smug than happy.

CHOCOLATE

Verdict: Women love chocolate more than anything in the world — yet it appears that the smooth, rich, decadent pleasure actually leads to messiness… and insanity.

SALAD

Verdict: Salad is super! It is so much fun to eat that you’ll actually laugh out loud.

Contact the author here: mick@morningquickie.com

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