World’s First Sex Robot With A (Programmable) Personality

Ever wish your frigid wife would stop nagging and be a little more sexually adventurous?

Want your girlfriend to start taking charge in the bedroom? What about if she acted like a nervous teen virgin?

Well, you can have all that and more with Roxxxy, the world’s first robotic girlfriend with artificial intelligence.

“She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” TrueCompanion’s Douglas Hines said during the robot’s unveiling in Las Vegas.

“She’s a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person.”

Specifically the personality of five sexual stereotypes. You can choose from:

Frigid Farrah — She is reserved and shy
Wild Wendy — She is outgoing and adventurous
S&M Susan — She is ready to provide your pain/pleasure fantasies
Young — She is oh so young (barely 18) and waiting for you to teach her
Mature Martha — She is very experienced and would like to teach you

But wait — It gets better!

You don’t have to pick just one personality, you can have all five for the price of one. That’s right, five individual personalities contained in the body of one desirable C cup, 120 pound, synthetically skinned robot.

That’s not all you can choose. Roxxy’s customers partners can also pick her race, hair colour and breast size.

Don’t like one of the five personalities? You can customize them to make her perfect — just for you.

“She knows exactly what you like,” Hines said.

“If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer.”

Want your friends to get in on the action? If they have a Roxxy doll you can lend them her personality for as long, or as little as you like. That’s right! You get all the thrill of pimping out your girlfriend without the yuckiness of sloppy seconds.

Call right now and for a one time price of $7000, you too can have your own Stepford Wife.

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