Get Knocked Up On Purpose To Have Free Abortion

Oh Kanye — so much fame, so little common sense.

He tweeted: “an abortion can cost a ballin’ nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas!”

While I’m happy that he seems to be endorsing safe sex, he needs to be schooled about abortion. He probably knows nothing about the internal workings of a woman, so I’ll use a car as an analogy, which is something he should understand.

Like a car accident, everything in your life stops when you need to get an abortion. When someone is irritated because they can’t use their car, it is like someone being scared and confused when they find out they are pregnant. It takes a long time to fix a car and dealing with the insurance company is extremely complicated, but arranging for an abortion and recovering from the after effects also takes a long time, and there is also a lot of bureaucracy involved.

And as terrible it is when a car gets into an accident, having an abortion is far worse. It’s not fun or glamorous or sexy. Little girls don’t grow up dreaming of their first time ending a pregnancy.

So, if you knock someone up, use it as an opportunity to man up and face the consequences. That might mean paying for your share of the procedure, or it may mean helping to raise a child for 18 years. We all know which you prefer. So, stop whining because whatever she chooses, you get the sweet end of the deal.

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