100 Percent Pure 3D Porn Channel
March 2, 2011 No Comments
Penthouse will be launching an all 3D porn channel. It will have 30 hours of new content a month, in a mix of soft and hard core.
The channel will air original content from 11pm to 5am every day. Penthouse already has three HDTV channels, because nothing is as sexy as seeing a porn star’s badly covered bruises or wrinkled scrotum.
Although it is presently only available in Europe, tech fiends might be happy to learn that it will be located on the satellite ASTRA 3B, 23, 5 Degrees East, but so far no satellite providers have agreed to carry the station.
This is not the first time that pornography has ventured into the 3D arena. However, no channels appear to be available outside Europe.
In their rush to win the technological race against the internet, I wonder if anyone has really thought this through. Sitting in a darkened room with a bottle of hand lotion by your side is bad, but adding 3D glasses to the mix adds a whole other level of humiliation.
The benefit is that if your mom walks in on you, she won’t be able to see what is on TV — but trust me, she’ll know.
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