Asian Men Suck In The Sack

They don’t, of course, but one women is willing to make that accusation in an attempt to sell her new book.

J.C. Davies has slept with a lot of men from a lot of different races. In a bid to “empower women,” and make a mint, she explores the effect of race on relations in her new book I Got The Fever: Love, What’s Race Gotta Do With It?

She supplements her personal anecdotes with interviews and research from esteemed sources, such as OK Cupid.

“No one has the balls to write about sex and culture in a real way. You have to make it super PC and be the professor of blah-de-blah and have charts and graphs” she told the New York Post.

“The expectation is that [black men] are great in the sack and have huge equipment — don’t people really wanna know? Is the equipment super-sized? Let’s just go ask some people!”

[Or look at the research that shows there is more variety between men of one race than between the races of men. But that would be too scientific.]

Her “research” revealed that Latin American men are macho and possessive, and they care about a woman’s ability to dance. She did not add whether they are likely to drink too much tequila and fall asleep under their sombreros instead of working.

Jewish men are not all cheap, and they don’t mind if you say their sex face makes them look like a terrorist, at least her Iranian boyfriend doesn’t.

Black men like basketball and Asian men are materialistic — and also terrible at sex.

She hopes it will become a new dating bible: “A lot of this books are all: “You’re a pathetic doormat and you need to change yourself” – mine is empowering. This book allows you to pick and choose whoever you like.”

That’s right, in only a few racist lessons you too can go to the Stereotype Bar and take your pick between “Salsa Fever,” “Yellow Fever” and “Jungle Fever.” Feel free to date whoever you like, as long as you avoid Latinos who can’t dance, Black mathematicians and Asian porn stars.

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