Sploshing: The New Dirty Secret For Sex Fetish Fans

April 13, 2011 No Comments

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you’re lying there and your lover is dumping their Dairy Queen fudge sundae all over your naked body? I know it’s not just me, especially since the appropriately named WAM (Wet and Messy) fetish is no dream after all.

For all of us who didn’t know about sploshing, Fox brings us all the dirty details. During a splosh session, people pour all sorts of gooey viscous substances all over their bodies, including but not limited to ice cream, chocolate sauce, honey, baked beans, canned spaghetti, and even “oil or slime.” It sure sounds like a great way to get down and dirty…minus the slime.

What’s enticing about sploshing is that it’s all the fun and dirtiness (a good word when it comes to sex play) without the pain of S&M sex practices. It may still be slightly bizarre, but it’s not dangerous (if you keep the slime away from certain areas. Ew!). Sploshing followers have found a fun way to be titillated.

When asked about the origins of sploshing, the owner of pievid.com said,”The Three Stooges.” It seems there’s something to be said about the combination of sexy and silly.

More than feeling the freedom to be silly, letting go of what is traditionally considered sexy, lingerie and all the rest of it, sploshing is one of the times it’s acceptable to really get dirty. You can look into our deeper motivations for wanting to splosh (rebelling against our clean-obsessed culture, for one), or you can just let go and have fun with it. And while you have all that whip cream and chocolate sauce out, maybe you can even appease two appetites at once!

Contact the author here: tinybart@morningquickie.com

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