The Royal Wedding Drinking Game

April 25, 2011 2 Comments

Welcome to the Royal Wedding Drinking Game!

Before you begin everyone must have a shot glass and there also needs to be a pint glass for the Brit Mix. Ideally, everyone should drink something different, and something you can drink a lot of without feeling sick. If you’re going down a mixed drink, pre-mix a vat of it because you won’t to have to run to the kitchen and miss the “I Dos.”

The pint glass will hold one shot from everyone’s drink, all mixed together. The point of this is that it’s vile. It goes without saying — hide the car keys and settle in for the night. Once this gets started you aren’t going anywhere!

The coverage isn’t the only drink-worthy part of this event. What about the royals themselves?

And of course, a once in a lifetime event deserves some once in a lifetime rules.

Always remember to be responsible when you play The Royal Wedding Drinking Game. Do not drink over your limit, do not drive and whatever you do, do not marry that sexy man with the foreign accent sitting beside you.

Contact the author here: mick@morningquickie.com

Need some help with planning your Royal Wedding Party? Check out our tips on How To Party With The Royals.

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2 Comments to “The Royal Wedding Drinking Game”
  1. David says:

    Remember. At the end of this you may need a lie down or an Ambulance!! Haha.

  2. Mick says:

    A royal ambulance?

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