Men Bedazzle Their Dicks, Beautify Their Balls

Women are not the only ones who can sparkle in their nethers as men are Pejazzling themselves at a growing rate.

Vajazzling has been all the rage in bedroom-wear, with its growing popularity within the past couple of years.  Think of bedazzling a pair of shorts, ’90s style. But then instead of shorts being sprinkled with dots of gems, substitute your lady parts. Now it seems men are feeling left out of the action.

Salons offering Vajazzling began to notice not too long ago that men were coming in to their own special bedazzling. With enough support to market its own brand, a new line of Pejazzling pre-made jeweled stickers are hitting naughty shelves. With the help of UK star Mark Wright as their lead advocate, it will be no time before all of our men are sporting red sparkly lips on their balls. “‘Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings – this is no different,” says Mark, club promoter and obsessed pejazzler.

It might be cute to see the sparkle underneath the sheets, but this has got to hurt men’s hairy beasts below. It’s a fact, men have got a ton of hair downstairs. And most of them refuse to shave it off, but they might have to go bare if they dare to take up this trend. Let that piece of artwork have the spotlight in his trousers, without any distractions.

Most men would probably rather not explore this realm of glamour and keep their dicks naturally pretty. But, as Mark Wright says himself, men are not completely opposed to flashy, sparkly accessories. Try slipping a sexy sticker into the bedroom and tell him how much you like it. Even if it just looks like his johnson has a smiley face, it is damn good entertainment.

If it means pleasing you in bed, he may just surprise you with a bejewelled heart outlining his package.

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