Quickies Are Your Friend

May 24, 2011 No Comments

All of us at Morning Quickie obviously have a deep connection with the infamous “quickie,” but when you really think about it, quickies are one of the best sexual endeavours to pull off.

For starters, quickies offer a great workout, full of cardio and endorphins pumping through your aroused veins. Sex is always a great way to get some sexy exercise, but a quickie throws all of the moves of  regular sex into a less than five minute session–which is quite the workout. Commonly done in a strange position to get it going quickly, you will feel it the next day in muscles you never knew you had. But it is such a good ache.

Aside from the workout benefits, a quickie really allows for your sexual beast to come out. Rip off his pants so fast that his dick goes from limp to fully prepared in less than a second. Throw him against the wall of choice. A quickie is not just a man’s way of getting his fill in the middle of a boring workday. Many think that a quickie is just for him. Sure, a quickie may just be until he finishes in record time, but who says you can’t enjoy it, even if there is no orgasmic moment for you?

Sex feels great, orgasm or not. A quickie is less about the big finish and more about the experience. Getting each other in a position fast, pulling up skirts, opening flies, throwing, pushing, it will all get your blood pumping and feeling incredibly horny. Your inner beast pushes through and meets his. And then you screw each other’s brains out.

Wanting each other so badly that you risk being late, getting caught, or breaking a freaking bone means a lot — and should be rewarded with hot, sweaty, pull-up-your-skirt, heart-racing sex. It will keep your relationship spicy, lighten up any boring workday and even give you a quick workout. Win-wins for everyone.

Contact the author here: crazycolleen@morningquickie.com

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