Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

Selling “Obama Condoms” on the streets of Manhattan has gotten a New York man arrested for the third time.

Jose Andujar has told millions of New Yorkers and tourists that, “It’s the ultimate stimulus package for hard times.” What pun fun. But, due to unlicensed peddling, he is technically not allowed to barrage Times Square with his politically sexual jabs. I guess they couldn’t get him for public indecency or bringing shame to the President, so they had to use something.

A State Supreme Court judge is standing by Andujar, though. While he may be peddling unlicensed, he is using his birth right as an American to argue free speech and that he does not need a vending license.

I personally remember visiting the city a few years back and coming upon the Obama condom sellers. Screaming, ” It’s the election, for your erection,” I was dying laughing and wanted to join in, but was an embarrassed high schooler, so I couldn’t bare the thought. I was obsessed with Obama at this time (it was my first opportunity to vote) and thought it  would only be in character to bring my support into the bedroom.

It is really an amazing and profitable idea, as it is an obvious fact that young people were all about Obama’s election.We loved the new age idea of electing the first black President and found his “Change,” slogan exciting and fresh. He would be our President, looking out for the younger generation.

So, with the younger generation gaga for Obama, enter Obama Condoms. There are not many things young women and men love more than sex and what a great way to promote safe sex and using condoms.

Whether or not Andujar’s arrest leaves him unable to sell his political rubbers anymore, the memory will surely live on.

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