The Future Of Sex Is Virtual
June 9, 2011 No Comments
In a not-so-distant future, hotels will combine the naughtiness of cybersex with the intimacy of physical sex.
The popular discount hotel chain, Travelodge, has hired futurologist Ian Pearson to predict what hotels rooms will be like in 2030. His report, the Future of Sleep, is the result of a six-month study which foretells the future of long-distance fucking.
Eventually, virtual technology will allow people to have sex with their partners — no matter where they are in the world. Although your sex session will be simulated, it’ll come a close second to the real thing.
“Couples will also be able to benefit from the ability to link peripheral nervous systems via active skin electronics together for enhanced love making. This will enable both individuals to experience each other’s feelings and emotions,” said the report.
For better or for worse, the new technology also extends far beyond reality. With special contact lenses, you’ll be able to change the physical appearance of your partner — without them knowing. This means that you can choose if you want reality or if you want to order something different off the menu for a change. Don’t worry, your lover will never know.
If you get bored of the sex, you can always explore local tourist attractions or go shopping without stepping foot out of the comfort of your alternate reality. Later, when you find yourself drifting off to sleep, you can check your email or watch TV using the contact lenses, which deliver 3D images to your retina.
Cybersex move over, virtual sex is the next reality.
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