Men Don’t Turn Down Free Pussy

Cheating is a reason for many breakups. Although the victims of betrayal are both men and women, you still find those lists out there that lay all the blame on men.

Women may ask “Why?” but there’s never a good answer, yet people are grasping at straws to hit the nail on its head.

Social Hype gives readers the Top Five Reasons Why Men Cheat Clichés. Rather than make you feel better about your breakup, it’ll probably just make you hate men.

1. “It’s almost impossible for a guy to turn down free pussy.”

Women have no hope if this is true. All females might as well retire their vaginas if this means that “men are not tied to emotions when it comes to sexual partners.”

I can’t resist drilling these statements deep into the ground where they belong. Not only are these sweeping generalizations, but it’s stereotyping men as emotionally retarded and making women out to be emotionally-dependent.

2. Insecurity

Men already look like assholes — this makes them look pathetic. We all battle the demons of past relationships and we all have sensitivity buttons that can be pushed by our partner. Insecurity doesn’t always lead to infidelity though. Far from it. Some people have the decency to break up with their partner before going on a sex binge.

3. Good girls don’t do freaky things.

If a man wants a princess in the parlour and a whore in the bedroom, he might be out of luck: “Most times it’s the good girl that doesn’t want to do the freaky things the guy wants.”

Most “good girls” do get pretty wild in the bedroom, if you ask them. Maybe the problem here is not that she isn’t adventurous, but that girls can’t be arbitrarily divided into “good” and “bad.” Maybe the problem is her boyfriend’s inability to wrap his mind around the fact that she can bring chicken soup to her sick grandmother in the morning and tie him to the bed posts at night.

But if a man isn’t fulfilled he should leave. He should not stay with her and cheat because “she has a car or makes more money.”

4. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Cheating is the bottom line for some women who can never trust again after the first betrayal, but I refuse to believe that people aren’t genuinely capable of change. Men and women cheat and many face the tidal wave of remorse that comes afterward.

5. “Have your cake and eat it too.”

Wait? Doesn’t this cliché exist to prove that some things are impossible? “I never really understood that phrase but I figured I would use a cliché… They can’t be single, but they like to cheat also.”

If guys find the right partner, they can have their cake and eat it too — it’s called an open relationship. The only catch is that she’s also allowed to play the field.

Taken together, it’s a completely bizarre list of reasons why men cheat, centering on the fact that they are inherently unfaithful. For something as complicated as the inner workings of the cheating mind, you should have at least ten clichéd reasons.

If I didn’t already, there’s no doubt I can think of ten reasons why this article is ridiculous.

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