Not So Sexy Sex On The Beach

Erica Huerta and Stephen Douglas were arrested Monday night after allegedly having sex on a beach a stone’s throw from a family restaurant.

Everyone has the fantasy of sex on the beach. All sandy and sticky, just the two of you hearing the waves and getting it on. Many have successfully completed the act, with no criminal charges or angry passersby. But for this young couple, they decided to explore their sexual daredevil sides at 7:30 pm, 100 feet away from a crowded restaurant and a tiny 50 feet away from children playing. Not so sexy.

Onlookers claimed that they engaged in canoodling and kissing for about a half an hour before Douglas removed his shirt and took the plunge into full blown sex with Huerta. This was the point when the police were called.  Both lovebirds received one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition in the end.

The funniest, or saddest, part of the whole ordeal is that if they were simply farther away, possibly not in front of a restaurant, they could have gotten away with it. People engage in sexual acts in dangerously public places all of the time. It is a fun game to see how far you can take it. But in front of children and families? In setting sunlight illuminating the act? This is one sexual adrenaline rush attempted, and failed.

Apparently both were drinking heavily before their surfside sex session, so it is more understandable that they felt it was cool to do it wherever they pleased. Unfortunately, they were not at a frat party where sex against walls is the norm and instead were on a beach in a very public place.

Huerta is still in jail, waiting for $2,500 bail. Douglas was released the next afternoon after posting a $10,000 bail bond. Initiating the sex with her and then getting out of jail before her, leaving her there to wait? Sounds like Huerta has a history of making bad decisions, at least where he is concerned.

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