Prisoner Almost Rolled To Freedom…In A Suitcase

One girlfriend attempted to roll her boyfriend out of Mexican jail in a suitcase.

Imagine your partner is in jail. He was sentenced to 20 years for weapon possession (must have been a shit ton of weapons!). The natural move would be to simply wait it out and pray that he gets out early for good behavior. For some, this may work.

But not for Maria Del Mar Arjona and common-law-husband Juan Ramirez Tijerina. After getting the chance to visit him (conjugally *wink wink*), she attempted to roll him right out of the prison, with Juan stowed in the fetal position within the bulky suitcase.

Obviously a little more than shady, she was visibly nervous and totally blew her cover. Authorities asked to check her bag and surprisingly found Juan curled up like a freaking contortionist. The picture is actually hysterical.

But this whole thing is kind of scary when you stop laughing at the ridiculous attempt and think about it. Why was she allowed to bring this suitcase in? Shouldn’t they have checked it regardless? This may not have been a maximum security situation, but I am pretty sure suitcases are not usually allowed to enter a prison. Maybe it was “filled” with dildos and French maid outfits for the conjugal visit? Good cover if it was.

Maria was obviously arrested on the spot for attempting to roll a prisoner out of jail. Who knows what the seemingly embarrassed legal system will give her, but I think she deserves some brownie points for even attempting this insanity. She is an example of true love at its finest.

Questions of the prisons security and legal outcomes aside, this will go down, at least for me, as one of the greatest attempts at an escape ever.

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