Will Botox Save Your Marriage?

July 12, 2011 No Comments

Some think that people pick a mate based on equal hotness.

But if you don’t match up, you might want to consider plastic surgery. Or maybe you just want to do something fun with your number one.

Whatever the reason, couples are becoming beautiful together. If Bruce and Kris Jenner can do it, anyone can. Nick Emmitte, a man who “married up,” went for plastic surgery to “keep up with his beautiful wife.”

What is this, some sort of contest? Men are increasingly going under the knife and nearly $10.7 billion was spent on procedures in 2010, even as people recovered from the recession. Unless you had a quickie wedding in Vegas after one too many martinis, chances are she loves your real face.

Perhaps it’s just one of those things. Couples get massages together, they get matching tattoos, so why can’t they go for plastic surgery together? If you’ve got the dough and you’re up for cosmetic enhancement, that’s your decision after all. You may want to see the best face possible on your sweetheart.

Or perhaps life in plastic is just not as fantastic without someone equally plastic to share it with.

Contact the author here: tinybart@morningquickie.com

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